A Slew of Birthday Commentary

I'll be posting these as they occur while they're fresh in my mind.
Enjoy.

She sure is in rare form today. 
As I was taking the following pictures, she yells:
Grammy: Get off that phone while you're workin' with me!
Emilee: Ok ok ok!
Grammy: I know it can't be important 'cause you don't have a job!
(Ouch, burn. Thanks Gram.)
But it's not every day Grammy has a butcher knife in her hands. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to document this near amputee moment that might have been.

This was a fancy hat and jar of wine away from turning into a dangerous My Drunk Kitchen episode.
(Hi @harto.) Find out more about MDK here. You're welcome.

[Driving to the foot doctor.]

Grammy: I thought you'd be up early making me an omelette for my birthday.

(Naturally, because that's expected of me.)

Emilee: I couldn't sleep last night. I was up til 3am applying for jobs.

Grammy: Oh jeez. Where at?

Emilee: Philly.

Grammy: Oh THAT town.

(What? 10 second pause for shock and awe. Or rather, lack thereof because unfortunately I'm used to these kinds of reactions.)

Grammy: This is the warmest coat I own.

I can't make this stuff up.

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